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“I know there are a lot of reasons why it’s better to send J&J to conflict zones than Moderna or Pfizer – it’s easier to transport, and you don’t need to depend on people being able to come back for a second shot,” he added. “I mean, it’s bad enough that poor countries get T-shirts from the losing Super Bowl team, but now they have to get the third-place vaccine? “America is sending the Johnson & Johnson vaccine into conflict zones? Hasn’t Yemen been through enough?” Noah joked. Luckily, “America has more than enough vaccines for every man, woman and child who doesn’t listen to Joe Rogan” – so many doses that the US has announced plans to deliver doses of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine to people living in conflict zones such as the Democratic Republic of the Congo, South Sudan and Yemen. “It is looking more and more likely that Covid may stay with us forever, like that uncle who said he was ‘just passing through town’ and then 20 years later still has your room,” he answered. On the Daily Show, Trevor Noah asked a question on many people’s minds: when is the pandemic finally going to be over?

“Keeping roads and bridges from falling apart is considered giving Democrats a win, instead of something good for the country.” Trevor Noah

“That’s where we’re at now,” said Meyers. “Not only are Republicans and Fox News lying about the economy,” he continued, “they’re also so fundamentally opposed to addressing those issues or even having a functioning government that they’re now threatening to purge any members from their ranks who voted for Biden’s infrastructure bill.” Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, for example, called the 13 representatives who voted for the bill “traitors”, while the former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows said they should be stripped of their committee assignments. “I’m sorry if I was a little foggy, I was trapped in an attic for a few months wiping down doorknobs with Lysol and hoarding the last scraps of toilet paper I could buy off the black market while slowly descending into a madness so fully encompassing that for long stretches of time, I could only hear my own thoughts in the voice of MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell. “Huh, I can’t remember, did anything major happen between those two numbers?” Meyers deadpanned. “There’s no doubt that there are serious issues, between inflation and the supply chain crisis, but last night Fox host Laura Ingraham tried to compare the economic records of Trump and Biden in the most deceptive way possible” with a graphic that blamed Biden for the fact that 3 million fewer Americans were working in October 2021 compared with when Trump was president in December 2019.

“These people are willing to lie so brazenly and shamelessly about anything,” he said. On Late Night, Seth Meyers blasted Republicans and Fox News pundits for misleading Americans on the state of the economy.